Okay, I am going to say this as calmly as possible.

...FUCK THAT. >:(

Just how in the fucking world is nobody giving resourceful comments and reviews on NG? More than half of the 'reviews' I ever see on just about anything is some incoherent spam written by a two year old and having it rated as a positive fucking review. Seriously, Newgrounds what the fuck?

And how come most of the comments people give me is spam on stuff I REALLY don't want to know (due to it's gruesome "sexual" nature) some guy saying "how awesome he is and that I should bow down to him, and some totally ridiculous and graphic scat-pornographic story written in fucking caps lock.

If only there was a little thing that the reviews going around were first checked to see if they actually are decent reviews... But then that would be kinda gay in ways.

So seriously, if anybody does the above, I WILL FUCKING GET YOU. I am not joking, so do not test your luck.

This has been my considerably-late-night-rant, and I say FECK ALL YE TROLLS N' SPAMMERS OUT THERE, I AM GOING TO GO SLEEP.

Merry fuckin' ex-halloween and to all a shitty night.